ATTENTION CHEESHEADS:  GET A LIFE . . . . AND YOUR OWN TOURISM BRAND!!!! 

Okay Wisconsin, isn't it enought that you got to go the Rosebowl on a chintzy penalty, that your bars are open on Christmas Day, and that Madison is way cooler than Lansing as a state capitol!!  You have to try and steal Michigan's identity as the Mitten State, too! 

Just remember we won the last time we went to war with another state.  Well, technically we lost the Toledo War but Ohio got Toledo and we got the U.P. from what by all rights should have been Wisconsin -- so we won on that deal!  

Don't think we won't cross the Menominee River looking to take some more Wisconsin Territrory if you keep this shit up Badgers!!