Thursday, December 8, 2011



OFFICIAL NMU PACKER WEEKEND XXIII (-I) ROSTER ANNOUNCED

In what is truly a dog's breakfast of misfits, castoffs, aging veterans, retards, criminals, newcomers and  (gasp) two defensive players,  here are your NMU Packer Weekenders
  1.   Charlie "Mayor McAssheese" Nickel - he's the one who keeps us all together -- by annoying us!  Seriousy thanks for XXIII great years.
  2. Chip "Mystic" Wall -- bring the Santa hat and have fun disappearing into the night.
  3. Dennnis "Electric" Dahlke -- Dalkamania is - and always will be - running wild.
  4. Jim "Bubba" Kralovec -- not eligible for this year's Krally Kup. He gets to name the winner.
  5. Pat "Mojo" Modjeski -- keeper of the Crowne and the steadiest one in the bunch. Have a hammertini on me.
  6. Chris "King of Prussia" Goerlitz -- A Packer Weekend Virgin - be gentle.
  7. Gary "The Freshman" Stewart -- he just kind of invited himself a few years back and it stuck.
  8. Brett "Cherry" Donaldson -- he's from Neenah, get it? He's seems confused about some of intricate details of the weekend -- like most defensive players.
  9. Paul "Peppy LaJackass" LaFond -- still a jackass after all of these years, but at least he played offense!
  10. Wham, Brady D! -- game only. Always a good man to have around.  
Special Guests may include Our Man on the Inside, Bill Hawkwer, and Jeff Harry "Palms" at the tailgate.

In a roster move that can only be described as addition by subtraction, I won't be there for only the second time in XXIII years . . . but I am sure Charlie will send me a bill anway!  

Send some good vibes to America's Guest Mark Strube as his Olympic sailing trials start in Australia on Sunday.

Have fun guys!

Tune in tomnorrow for an official script!

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