20th ANNUAL (minus 1) NMU-PACKER WEEKEND: 0-16 OR BUST!

What: Packers vs. Lions. Our 4th consecutive and 7th overall!

All-Time Series Record: 13-5.

When: Rally at HQ, noon on Saturday, December 27, 2008 to noon, Monday, December 29, 2008.

HQ: Residence Inn of Green Bay, 335 W. St. Joseph (east side off Webster).

Cast of Characters:

• Your host, his Royal Highness, the Mayor McAsscheese, Charlie Nickel, who knows down to the penny what each of you owe him. He's glad to e-mail you the information in advance if he has not already!
  
• Dennis "Electric" Dalkhe, ready for some high voltage excitement. Watch your drink Denny, I hear people in GB like to slip you a roofie!

• Chip "Mystic" Wall with fantastic tales of how he spikes the water supply in the City of Milwaukee. Make sure to say hello before he wanders off into the night.
  
• Jim "Bubba" Kralovec, hoping someone else is MVD this year. Good luck with that.
  
• Gary "The Freshman" Stewart and some drunk friend of his from Menominee. Maybe this dude will throw up in the limo too.
  
• Pat "Mojo Risin" Modjeski and a bottle of Crowne Royal (if he knows what's good for him), but apparently not everyone's favorite Depeche Mode devotee Kevin Brys. Weak, very weak Brys.
  
• Of course, Stitch Jones will be there unless he has "company." Prediction, no show again!Maybe he'll go to the game with his wife and not tell us like he did a few years ago!

• Chris "King of Prussia" Goerlitz -- maybe. Apparently he wants us to beg him to show. Hey Chris, can we watch old game films on your massive forehead?
  
• Your humble co-host, Dave Babe and possible Lansing guest to shake things up a bit.

Rules: The rules are there aren't no rules!

Schedule:

• Noon on Saturday - "All up" for the Rally at the Residence.
• Noon to 5pm, Bubba and DG do some advance scouting in local taverns waiting for you morons to show up.
• 5pm - Hand on the line. Commence serious drinking.
• 6pm - Jingle Jangle (that's for you, Jim).
• 7pm-The Mayor submits his heavily padded bill for the weekend; no one pays.
• 8pm? - Limo Arrives. Continue serious drinking.
• 8:30 pm - Stewart pukes.
• 8:45 pm - Stewart's buddy pukes.
• 9:00 pm - We get thrown out of the former "Korner Pub" for being over-served.
• 10:00 pm - Dance on tables at Sardine Can. Dennis gets in a fight and loses. Has this guy ever won a fight?
• 11:30 pm - Leave nasty voice-mails for people who aren't there but should be.
• Midnight - Someone decides we should go to the Bamboo Room for local folk dancing.
• 2:00 am, Sunday - Someone notices Chip has disappeared. No one is surprised.
• 3:00 am - Late night snacks. Strube beats up Billie Jack wannabe at George Webbs.
• 4am - Halftime - arrive back at the HQ. Early voting for MVD, Bubba leads the exit polling.
• 4:30 am - Gregory throws luggage. Watch out below!
• Noon - Barely arrive on time for the game with a roaring hang-over.
• 2pm - Shove the guy on the end of our row into the aisle. Shhh, it's a secret.
• 4pm - Lions lose, history is made.
• 4:30pm - Four!!! Fourth Quarter Starts. No breaks this year, we absolutely must keep drinking immediately after the game.
• 7pm - Depression sets in (that one's for Jim too).
• 9pm- Fellowship at HQ.
• 10 pm - MVD awarded.
• 10 am, Monday - Game over, see you next year.
  

Contact: The Mayor at (920) 433-6563. DG at (517) 303-6788.