THIS JUST IN, NICKEL BAILOUT IN EFFECT! CHARLIE'S BILL COMES EARLY!

Much like the rest of Wall Street, the Mayor had a bad year. Instead of presenting a padded bill when he see you this weekend, he asked me to give you a preview of coming attractions. The total bill for the room(s): is $647.38. The bill for the limo is: $584.19. Game tickets are $70 (at least). There is an early pay discount and Charlie now accepts all major credit cards.