Tuesday, November 22, 2011

INSTANT REPLAY PART XI:

THE FOLLOWING IS A VERBATIM TRANSCRIPT OF THE MAYOR'S SCOUTING REPORT & SCRIPT FROM
PACKER WEEK-END 1996 [OR VIII - I]
DECEMBER 20th-23rd
PACKERS vs. VIKINGS
THE GAME PLAN. In honor of the 15th anniversary of this legendary NMU Packer Weekend my upcoming script for 2011 will follow The Mayor's Vintage format. 



"We need a seal here and a seal here . . . . and then we'll run the ball IN THE ALLEY!" 

Friday, Dec 20th:
  • Team Meeting Nickel's Basement, 7-9pm
  • 1st Quarter Sportsmans Bar (Lena)
  • 2nd Quarter The Wild West (Oconto Falls) 
  • 3rd Quarter  Vandy's Bar [WHERE STITCH ROCKED AROUND THE CHRISTMAS POLE]
  • 4th Quarter The Hotel
  • 5th Quarter Nickel's Basement, 2am
Saturday Dec 21st:
  • Team Breakfast (John's Cookin)[LIKE JOHN, SORELY MISSED], TBA          
  • Depart for G.B., 12pm 
  • Arrive G.B., Midway Motor Lodge, 1pm
  • 1st Quarter Pool Side, 1-5pm
  • Team Dinner Luigi's Pizza [I MUST SAY THAT FOOD USED TO BE A MUCH HIGHER PRIORITY THEN, BUT IRONICALLY WE ARE FATTER NOW],6pm
  • 2nd Quarter, BB's Bar, 9pm
  • 3rd Quarter [Kn]ights on Main [DEFUNCT. LATER A GAY BAR, THEN THE CAVERN CLUB WHICH WE VISITED 5 YEARS AGO AND SAW STRASS & REUBEN], 11 pm                                                                                             
  • 4th Quarter McSwiggens [ALSO DEFUNCT], 12am
  • Lights Out (Maybe), TBA
Sunday, Dec 22nd:
  • Team Meeting (God Knows Where), TBA
  • Pre-Game Stretch Midway Motor Lodge, 8:30 am
  • Pre-Game Bash Lambeau Parking Lot, 9:30 am [THOSE DAYS ARE OVER!]
  • Kick Off Packers vs. Vikings, 12pm
  • Victory Bash Lambeau Parking Lot, TBA
  • R&R Midway (Pool Side), 5:30pm
  • 1st Quarter (God Knows Where), TBA
  • 2nd Quarter (God Knows Where), TBA
  • 3rd Quarter (God Knows Where), TBA
  • 4th Quarter (God Knows Where), TBA
  • Lights Out "A pretty safe bet", 2am
Monday, Dec. 23rd
  • Team Meeting Brown County Jail???, 9:30am
  • Game Analysis Pool Side, 10:00am
  • Late Check Out Midway Motor Lodge, 12:00pm
  • Good-Byes Midway Parking Lot, 12:01pm 
  • [NO JINGLE JANGLE?!!]
*** Schedule Subject to Change But Your Presence is . . . . .
MANDATORY!!!   

UPCOMING FEATURES:  Annnual message from Coach Carl, 2011 Gameplan/Script, 2011 Roster, 2010 Recap Reheated, More Flashback Fridays, and Packer Backers of the Week.


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