CHIP LOVES . . . .

WHOOPS, WRONG KIND OF DOPE!!!!

INSTANT REPLAY PART X:
THE FOLLOWING IS A VERBATIM
TRANSCRIPT OF THE MAYOR'S SCOUTING REPORT & SCRIPT FROM PACKER WEEK-END 1996
DECEMBER 20th-23rd
PACKERS vs. VIKINGS

FL Chip Wall [STRAIGHT FROM A RECALL SCOTT WALKER RALLY AND/OR OCCUPY MADISON PROTEST NO DOUBT!] aka  Mystic,Waldo, Wally, Wally World, Chipper, Yeah heey Chippy, Wall Wall Knows It All, The Dude, Fat Jesus, Bad Santa, Eddie Vedder (some say a post of his Bad Santa photo on my FB page and said they had no idea that Eddie Vedder was a Packer fan!).

• Scouting Report: In this 6th year out of Waukesha Catholic Memorial, Wall is playing his first year at a new position.  A steady go-to guy he will be counted to provide all types of shall we say . . . entertainment.  A key member of the ticket finding committee Wall may be asked to come through again. Look for Wall to give every ounce he has in 96!
• Injury Report: Due to an extremely long and cold winter coupled with incredibly high gas prices, the sodding industry may take a beating this summer. Aside from those two key indicators, Walls numbers should fly high in 96.  Look for big things.
• Game Day Status: Ready as Always.
• Career Highlight:  Bringing a motor home for warmth and comfort during the 1993 season. [WHEW, I CAN THINK OF A FEW MORE BUT SINCE HE'S A RESPECTED PUBLIC EMPLOYEE I'LL RESTRAIN MYSELF!]
• Career Lowlight: Never attending the first day of camp at the Nickel Home. John & Barb have him on probation. [HEY, HOW ABOUT THE TIME MARK BONETTI CAME BY OUR TAILGATE AND SAID, "YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT I JUST SAW, I WAS DRIVING BY K-MART AND I SAW CHIP WALL BRUSHING HIS TEETH IN THE PARKING LOT."  THIS OF COURSE WAS AFTER CHIP HAS DISAPPEARED THE NIGHT BEFORE AS PER USUAL.]

NEXT UP:  1996 GAME PLAN.