INSTANT REPLAY PART VII OR MARK STRUBE PRESENTS "LET GO": THE FOLLOWING IS A VERBATIM TRANSCRIPT OF THE MAYOR'S SCOUTING REPORT & SCRIPT FROM 1996
EDITORS NOTE: Today's Featured Player from 1996 is a Charter Member of NMU Packer Weekend, #6 Mark Strube. Not sure what the hell this is to the right, but as indicated I will hunt pictures of you down on the Internet like the dogs that you are!
PACKER WEEK-END 1996
DECEMBER 20th-23rd
PACKERS vs. VIKINGS
QB Mark Strube aka America's Guest, Congo the Mailman, Congo, Stroobs, Stroob Toob, Marco, Whips & Tubes (the bar him and Chuck Whelpley plan to open in Key West), The Most Interesting Man in the World, Bozo Pete Carrol, Son of Son of Sailor, Brian Braidle's Wingman, the Stockbroker Turned Professional Sailor, "Let's go get some Taco's", ghe Guy Who Once Paid Us a Roll of Chew as his Rent for the Semester, etc.
- Scouting Report: A 6 year veteran of the team, this "Good Time Charlie" is Mr. Popular. He can drink it, smoke it, eat it, sleep through it, and even remember it after it's all over. For the past two seasons, Strube has been the most dedicated traveler of the squad, coming all the way from Miami. He even made a cameo appearance during the 1995 strike season attending the Packer/Pittsburgh game Christmas Eve. A gamer, his determination will not deny him in 96.
- Injury Report: Distance and flight costs could be a problem. A Grandma in Milwaukee will be great incentive for him to be in Wisconsin around Christmas. Count on him.
- Game Day Status: Ready To Go.
- Career Highlights: Considering he doesn't own a single piece of winter clothing these days, he always finds a way to borrow the most and be the warmest. He's incredible.
- Career Lowlight: He has none!!!
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