INSTANT REPLAY PART VI:

THE FOLLOWING IS A VERBATIM TRANSCRIPT OF THE MAYOR'S SCOUTING REPORT & SCRIPT FROM 1996

EDITORS NOTE: Today's Featured Player from 1996 is #69, Dennis Dahlke, the tall fat guy in the picture above. Apparently it was "Wear Some Dumb Ass Glasses Day" at Lambeau.  Really sorry I missed that one. 

PACKER WEEK-END 1996

DECEMBER 20th-23rd

PACKERS vs. VIKINGS

RG Dennis Dahlke aka Electric, Dalks, Dalko, Dahlkamania is Running Wild, The Beer Hunter, Mr. Corona Man, The Guy Who Lost a Lot of Fights but Still Kind of Intimidates Everyone, Denny, Yeah Heey Denny, Heeey Dennis, We Gotta Go to Ishpeming, The Bricklayer. 

• Scouting Report: This is Dahlke's sixth season as a member of the team, but only his 5th on the field. Early in his career Dahloke was sidelined by injury (car accident enroute to Lambeau)[WASN'T THAT THE 93 RAIDERS GAME?] causing him to miss the entire season. A quiet leader, Dahlke always gets the job done [A LEADER? MAYBE, QUIET? THAT'S A JOKE RIGHT!?] Look for big things from this guy in 96. 
• Injury Report:  The first of the team to be married, Denny had more than a year to train. A new child in 1996 will be a factor, but the new mother/wife/trainer is a good egg [SERIOUSLY CHARLIE? PEOPLE STOPPED SAYING SOMEONE WAS A  "GOOD EGG" ABOUT THE SAME TIME YOUR DAD GOT SEASON TICKETS TO "THE NEW STADIUM']. 
• Career Highlight: Chasing down a thief who stole his hat in the parking lot at County Stadium [OUR FIRST AND ONLY MILWAUKEE PACKER WEEKEND, ALSO THE LAST PACKER GAME EVER AT THE OLD BALLYARD]. 
• Career Lowlight: A car accident early in his career which sidelined both he and the blue "Monte" for the rest of the season.   
• All-Time Best Quote [EDITOR'S ADDITION]:  "Let's Sodomize the Motherf*%ker!" He's real Penn State material folks. 

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