20th ANNUAL NMU-PACKER WEEKEND: WHAT A LONG STRANGE TRIP IT'S BEEN!

What: 20 years of fellowship and beers! Packers vs. Seahawks. All-time series record is 14-5.

When: December 26 through 28, 2009.

Where: The Frozen Tundra

HQ: Residence Inn of Green Bay, 335 W. St. Joseph (east side off Webster adn 172). Same as last year.

Roster:

• Your eternal host and Mayor, Cheesey Charlie Nickel. No Saturday night trips to Anduzzi's this year Chuck, we promise!
• All-time MVD Leader, Bubba K. He's made a pledge not to get so drunk so early this year. Good luck to you sir!
• The Electric One also known as "Hey Dennis, we gotta go to Ishpeming" Dahlke.
  Pat "Seriously, I used to play fullback" Modjeski. Someone else has to bring a bottle of Crowne this year as Pat is a game only participant this year.
• Straight from his recent (and we swear not drug related) trip to Central America, Chip "Mystic" Wall.
• Ol Number 60, Dave "Babe" Gregory and the John D. "I've had these tickets since they built the new stadium" Nickel memorial hat.
• Special mystery guests. Hint, they've never attended and they are related . . . to each other.

Practice Squad

• The Hawker. Try not to puke in the limo this year, Bill.
• Well-known alcoholics, DJ Rein and Mike "The Mad Stork" Nichols. Seriously guys, we can't keep up with you two.
• O Henry and his wife and kids. Seriously, that wasn't a buzz kill or anything. Bring em around anytime.

Injured Reserve

• Wham, Brady D!! No way is Marcie letting him come two years in a row. See you in another decade.
• Stewie. I want my Elvis glasses back, bitch!
• That Big Fat Lumberjack, Keith Gering.

On Waivers

• For the 15th straight year, the Ayatollah of Rock n Rolla, Stitch Jones who apparently has not one, but two different groups of friends coming in for ice fishing dates. Since when did this asshole start hunting and fishing?! From all of us, go fuck yourself!

Rules: The rules are there aren't no rules!

Emergency Contacts:

• The Mayor's cell, (920) 433-6563.
• The Mayor's office, (866) 224-3190
• The Oval Office, (920) 569-1888.
• Mystic (to place an order), (414) 429-8077.
• Brown County Jail, 3030 Curry Lane, (920) 448-4250.
• Dave Babe, (517) 303-6788.
• Bellin Hospital, 1744 S. Webster (conveniently close to the hotel), (920) 433-3500.
• Stitch Jones (for purposes of harrasing phone calls), (906) 367-7018.
• The former Korner Pub, the official bar of the NMU Packer Weekend, 1605 University, (920) 432-9691.
• Chris "Cuddles" Goerlitz (if you know someone who can cat sit for him), (215) 783-1946

Official Script: To be posted tomorrow.