2007 RECAP: HAPPY FESTIVUS!

Game: 12/20/07. W over the Lions, not sure they even kept score.

Quotes of the Weekend:

• "No, but we have CB's." - Jim Kralovec when asked if they have digital cable in the U.P.
  
• "Did you just say I look like A.J. Hawk?" - female Packer fan who clearly didn't understand that was meant as a complment.
  
• "If you shut, maybe you'd hear it" Chip to Jim when Jim asked him to turn up Van Morrison.
  
• 911 Dispatcher - "What's your emergency?", Caller - "There's a bear eating a woman out by the pool!"
  

Highlights:

• The airing of grievances culminating in an almost fight between Fatty G and Dalko.
  
• A 4:00 am stabbing at the Liar's Club and a late night disappearance by Waldo -- coincidence?
  
• Stewie reliving his freshman glory days by puking out the window of the limo.
  
• Festivus Feats of Strength -- Luggage Toss.
• The naming President-Elect Gregory's ficitonal cabinet. See later posts for more details