Thursday, December 12, 2013



NMU PACKER WEEKEND XXV(-I):
DRUNK DYNASTY

OFFICIAL SCRIPT PART ONE --  
THE BASICS
THE DINERO
  • $325 in cash, check, money order, Bitcoin, Schrute Bucks, or the barter system, payable to "The Commish" aka Mayor McAsscheese aka Charlie Nickel.   

  • What does this princely sum  get you?  I'm glad you asked . . .
    • Ticket to the Game (see more below).

    • 2 nights stay in the Roadstar Inn, the garden spot of Brown County (see more below).  You may or may not have a bed.   

    • At 8:00 pm CST, a Limo Tour of the Green Bay Hot Spots like "The Sradine Can" (am I the only one who notices the typo below) on Saturday Night (cheaper than a DUI!) 
Ka-Kaw, Ka-Kaw!!!


    • Tailgate Treats cooked up by Steigeljackass (we hope)

    • Fellowship!



THE RALLY POINT

  • Saturday, December 21, 2013, at 3pm  CST, meet up at Sidelines Sports Bar (formerly the 50 Yard Line Club) at 1049 Lombardi Access Rd, Green Bay, WI 54304 
  • Basically the corner of Lombardi & Ridge, right next door to the Roadstar.   

  • Enjoy a beverage and tell some lies at the spot where last year  a Packer fan took a savage beating from a Vikings (it wasn't Mitch from Fargo) fan in the parking lot and where we met Jerry Kramer & Fuzzy Thurston. 



THE OFFICIAL HQ
  • For the second straight year, the official HQ is the Roadstar Inn of Green Bay, at 1941 True Ln, Green Bay, WI 54304, next to Sidelines and adjacent to the K-Mart parking lot fittingly.     

  • If you can't find it look for the place with huge block letters that read "Motel Lobby."    

  • Seriously, it's right next to Lambeau. You're even dumber than I think you are if you can't find it.  




  • This hidden gem of a motel is within puking distance of the field, Krolls West, and many other area attractions.   

  • As someone observed last year, we can tailgate in the parking lot which is right next door to where it all started, the now torn down house on Ridge Road, and take a dump in the comfort of your own hotel room and quickly rejoin the party.
 
THE GAME 

PACKERS   

VS.




 

 
 STEELERS



  • In a game which will likely have no play-off significance whatsover, two of the most storied franchises in NFL history, the Green Bay Packers and the Pittsburgh Steelers, with a combined 10 Lombardi Trophies, renew their rivalry on the Frozen Tundra of Lambeau Field on Sunday, December 22, 2013 at 3:25 CST.  

  •  It's a late kick! You know what that means -- more time to drink. THIS COULD GET UGLY!!    

  • Remember men, we are 18-5!

COMING ATTRACTIONS 
  • 2012 Re-Cap
  • Official Roster,
  • Annual Message from Coach Buck,
  • and much, much more!


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