NMU PACKER WEEKEND XXVIII (-I):

 

OFFICIAL SCRIPT

 

 

 

 

 

HQ & RALLY POINT:  

 

 

 

 The PackerPlex@Lambeau; Shadow Lane. Year 2.

 

FRIDAY 12/9/16 = POLISH YOUR NUTS DAY

 

Rally at The PackerPlex 8pm CST.  Yours truly. Mayor, Bubba, Electric, Stew, TNT, and Wham Brady D are confirmed for Friday night  

 

8-9pm =  O-Line Night

 

9pm to 10 pm General Merriment.  Stew passes out for the night.

 

 

 

10pm-??? =   Jingle Jangle    

 

SATURDAY, 12/10/16  = PRE-GAME

 

 

 

9am to noon =  Let's go huntin baby?  Bring your shotgun for bird huntin with the Mayor.

 

noon - 3 = Extreme Fellowship

 

3pm to 6pm = Start drinking heavily. Haggle over money with the Mayor.

 

6pm to 8pm =  take a nap and a crap.  

 

8pm to ??? =  Extreme Drinking, Story hour, game films 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

SUNDAY, 12/11/16 = GAMEDAY vs Seahwaks .  All-time record stands at 19-7. 

 

 

 

Sleep it off or Wake & Bake with Chip.

 

Clean up puke on your own.  

 

10am Commence Tailgating in backyard with Grillmaster Wayne, the Pride of Crivitz.

 

1pm = Team Picture 

 

 

 

330pm - Game Time 

 

 

 

 

4th Quarter =  Zing Boom Tararrel.  FOUR!!! 

 

 

 

Post-game = Get a bag of Kroll Burgers  

 

 

 

Depression sets in. 

 

 

 

MONDAY, 12/12/16 - TREATMENT DAY 

 

Avoid cleaning up assuming Charlie will do it.

 

Leave. 

 

See you next year.