TUESDAY LEFT-OVERS -- 

 

OFFICIAL INVOICE & 
MESSAGE FROM THE MAYOR 
 

NMU PACKER WEEKEND XXVI (-I)

 i.e. OUR 25TH ANNIVERSARY EDITION

 

Dear Subjects,

It is with great pleasure that I announce to you the details for NMU Packer Weekend XXVI(-1) i.e. our 25th Anniversary, weekend of December 27 & 28, 2014, in Titletown.

 
First, we are playing the not-so-lowly anymore Detroit Lions for what only seems like the 20th time in 25 years.   In fact,  Packer Weekend III took place the Lions won in Lambeau -- 1991!







We were there!  It was actually a good game.

  

Your weekend in Green Bay includes:

• 1 ticket to the Packers v. Lions on Sunday Dec 28^th …… 12 noon CST kick (If for NFC North Title….game will be flexed to 3:25pm).  We have 17 tickets (7, 4, 4 & 2).  We can get more if the demand is there.    Tentative Roster =
1. Da Mayor
2. Yours Truly
3. Bubba
4. Mojo 
5. Waldo aka Mystic
6. Dahlkamania aka Electric
7. Stew aka The Freshman
8. Brys aka Depeche Mode
9. Strube aka America's Guest 
10. Whelps 
11. Donaldson 
12. Mystery Guest
13.  Prospects (Kreski, Stitch, Hank, Vopes, Fat Matt, Reuben Kinkaid, Strass, Spunker, Fatty G, Peppy, Wham, Brady D!)

 

 

• 1 space in a luxurious room at the Road Star Inn, a 1/2 star motel. Saturday and Sunday night…..located almost inside of Lambeau Field   (We have 6 rooms)

 

 

• 1 deluxe Limo tour of Green Bay and the local bar scene Saturday Evening…..starting at approximately 7pm until lights out  

Limos pictured here for promotional purposes only. Ours will be much worse.

We'll hit the usual haunts, and a few new ones who know how to spell their name properly!

Included in your tour will be all kinds of adult beverages while aboard the bus

 

• 1 tailgate bash to be hosted by honorary cook and head bottle washer Wayne Steiglejackass

Bloodies….Brats…..Beer…..the 3 B’s   (yes….I know the 4^th and you may see those from Stich Jones who has a wonderful set of tatas)

•  1 reenactment of this immortal picture  

 

 

 

 

BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!

 

 

• Christmas Cheer!

 

 

 

• Classic Cars!

 

 

• Dancing!

 

 

• 24 Hour On-Call Medical Team to deal with alcohol poisoning and other emergencies!

 

 

• Mystery Guest(s)?

 

  

•  Laughs!

 

 



 

• Late night snacks!

 

• Unexplained injuries! 





• Highjinks and Tomfoolery!

• The MVD Award!

• And most of all, fellowship! 

AL THIS CAN BE YOURS FOR THE LOW, LOW PRICE OF
. . . . $350!!!

 

So let me get this straight……..

 

For $350…………….I get a game ticket, 2 nights on a floor with Krally in a hotel located inside of Lambeau Field, A ride in an old beat up bus with warm beer and Stieglejackass burning my brats….

 

WHERE THE HECK DO I SIGN UP!!!

 

Well Vanna…..tell them all about it

 

 

SEND YOUR RESERVATION TO

Merrill Lynch

c/o Charlie Nickel

480 Pilgrim Way   5^th Floor

Green Bay , WI  54304

 

 

THE MAYOR

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