Friday, August 22, 2014


Packers now selling grotesque looking 22-inch kielbasa with beer cheese named "The Horse Collar"


Shutdown Corner

Kielbasa

                       

B.J. Raji is about to give new meaning to the phrase horse collar tackle. (Getty Images)
When you're an NFL team named for a company that canned animal by-products under the slogan, "A meat market on your pantry shelf," and your fans wear cheese as a hat, your stadium better have a menu to match. Enter The Horse Collar, a 22-inch kielbasa covered in beer cheese and fried sauerkraut.

 According to ESPN's Darren Rovell, The Horse Collar will sell for $20 at Lambeau Field this winter and appears to come with a penalty far stiffer than the 15 yards for a tackle of the same name.




 
For the record, Green Bay ranked as the nation's 10th fattest city with approximately a third of its citizens weighing in as obese, according to a Gallup poll, and they're apparently making a push for top billing.



 
The Packers will also be unveiling a doughnut ice cream sandwich, which looks delicious


Bratchos aka Wisconsin in a Bucket

and the Bratchos — a bowl of brats, cheese and fried chips Rovell dubbed "Wisconsin in a bucket" — but The Horse Collar is the star of the show, coming in at a rough estimate of 10 billion calories.

"It's made for two," Lambeau Field's executive chef Heath Barbato told ESPN.com. "If you can tackle this one alone, you're a champ." Or currently suffering from a massive coronary.

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