ANNUAL MESSAGE FROM COACH BUCK  

WITH ADDITIONS . . . .

Listen up, men.  Did you know there is a Facebook page called  Coach Buck fanpage "he is one crazy motherf**ker."??!!   Here's a direct quote: 

• "This group if for anyone who has been coached or in being coached by Buck Nystrom. Coach Buck is a great guy and he loves the game of football, But he is completely nuts."  

I mean that's even better than having a Japanese disc up your ass or playing records in your dorm with Professor Bing.   

You know, I might be batshit crazy, but to quote the moive Biloxi Blues:  "Never underestimate the stimulation of eccentricity," referring of course the the Buck-like figure of Sargeant Merwin J. Toomey played by Christopher Walken.

Hey, did you guys know I played hockey at MSU too?

That's me, fourth in from the left, back row, 1953-54 MSU Hockey Team.  

 

 

 

Hey, that's me and Governor G. Mennen "Soapy" Williams.  He's dead, but I still got a pulse in my calf and a muscle in my ass!

 

I'm proud of you guys for staying together for XXIV (-I) years.  It's really a testament to my fibers and characteristics, as well as my theories about progression blocking, when you really think about it.

 

 

 

Don't drink like a bunch of sick whores and remember to piss hard against the sidewalk while you're pounding the bricks of Green Bay.  After all, it's part of our common Northeast Wisconsin/U.P. heritage unless you're a troll like Gregory and Avery or a Milwaukee guy like Dahlke or Vopal, but you, what -- get my point.  Cuz you, what -- have a photosynthesis mind.

Men, I have more cliches than a Chinese phonebook has Chins, but I digress.  I won't be around forever, but I will live on in the hearts and minds of those I coached.

 

Yours truly,

 

Carl "Buck" Nystrom 

PS - Here's the back of my football card, pretty cool, huh?