Friday, December 9, 2011


NMU PACKER WEEKEND XXIII (-I):
OFFICIAL SCRIPT
It's time to put a hat on hat; toss, draw, sprint; and hit, shed, and pursue (the latter for all of you who were too athletic and quite frankly not smart enough to play offense, particularly the O-Line).
All times are CST (that's Central Standard Time for the defensive guys).

I put very little thought or creativity into the script this year since I won't be there.

IT IS MANDATORY TO

  • A) TAKE SOME PICTURES AND SEND THEM TO ME AT dgregory@kelley-cawthorne.com or text them to me at (517) 303-6788.   
  • B) TAKE A GROUP PICTURE OFF MILIATARY WITH THE STADIUM IN THE BACKGROUND.
  • C) WRITE DOWN THE BEST QUOTES & SEND THEM TO ME
  • D) NAME AN MVD OR WINNER OF THE KRALLY KUP; IT CAN'T BE BUBBA FOR THE RECORD. HE'S IN THE HALL OF FAME.
  • E) SEND GOOD VIBES TO STRUBE WHO WILL BE SAILING TO QUALIFY FOR THE OLYMPICS STARTING ON SUNDAY!
  • F) HAVE A GREAT TIME
SATURDAY, DECEMBER 10, Polish (Your Nuts) Day
  • Warm-Up: Drive to Green Bay on your own
  • 1st Quarter: Rally at Midway Motor Lodge/Best Western at Lombardi & Holmgren (nice), 3pm
  • 2nd Quarter: Afternoon fellowship followed by Jingle Jangle, 3pm to 6pm, followed by an Agribusiness seminar by Chip
  • 3rd Quarter: Limo arrives 7pm, Korner Pub, Oval Office, Fuzzy's 63? Washington St, the Body Shop, oh the places you'll go
  • 4th Quarter: Sardine Can, a new tradition, 11pm. Seriously, when is the last time a new bar opened?
  • 5th Quarter: Anduzzi's, late night snack, 1 am to 4 am, Chip disappears


SUNDAY, DECEMBER 11, Game Day!!!
  • Pre-Game Meal: Bloody Marys & Crowne, 9am
  • Training Room: Take Bloody Mary to Hot Tub, 9:15 am
  • Warm-Up: Help Charlie set up tailgate on Military Road when you could be simply drinking in the motel parking lot like last year, 11 am.
  • 1st Quarter: Tailgate next to Krolls, why grill when you can just buy some delicious Krollburgers? 12noon
  • 2nd Quarter: Get your drink on!
  • 3rd Quarter: Gametime at 3:30pm
  • 4th Quarter: FOOOURRRRR!!!!! Cheer Packers to Victory while knocking the last man on the bench off his seat and singing along to Roll Out the Barrel. Zing, Boom, Tarrarel!!!
  • 5th Quarter: Tilted Kilt to watch Chip got shot down again by a cute waitress. Fun for the whole family!
  • Post-Game Party: Nap and crap at the Midway.
MONDAY, DECEMBER 12, The Day After
  • Depression sets in. Enjoy your ride home.

















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