INSTANT REPLAY PART IX:

THE FOLLOWING IS A VERBATIM TRANSCRIPT OF THE MAYOR'S SCOUTING REPORT & SCRIPT FROM 1996

PACKER WEEK-END 1996

DECEMBER 20th-23rd
PACKERS vs. VIKINGS

FB Pat Modjeski aka Mojo, Mr. Mojo Risin, Brown Deer, The Sophisticated Guard, Mojo McMahon, Modjelewski. What this hell is up with the giving away/receiving check photos with you guys.

• Scouting Report: Mojo is in his 4ths season on the team and is regarding as the best blocking fullback in the league. He set the carries per game record at [NMU] with an astounding .69 carries per/game. With one of the best jobs on the team (Security Honch for American TV), look for this guy to contribute in 96.
• Injury Report: None Reported.
• Game Day Status: Ready to Go.

NEXT MAN UP: Bad Santa.