DUFFY & COACH BUCK WANT YOU TO GO TO THE 22ND ANNUAL (MINUS 1) NMU PACKER WEEKEND

Men, Coach Carl "Buck" Nystrom here again. The only thing I love more than staying on script is watching film and the only thing I love more than that is pissing hard against the sidewalk with my good friend Professor Bing . . . .

What was I talking about? Oh yeah, men I'm glad to hear you're still pounding the bricks together in Green Bay after all these years. That's a testament to your fibers and characteristics and many years of fine progression blocking techniques.

Men, a quick reminder. This year's rallying point is the Mayor's House in Suamico (!444 Mallard Court, Suamico). . . not the Nickel family homestead in Oconto where you can the high school football field from the shitter . . . no wonder Charlie turned into such a Johnny Ballgame. Anyway, meet there to watch my Spartans take on the Crimson Tide.

Enjoy some fellowship and pee on some Lazy Boys if you have to until the limo comes to whisk you away to this year's HQ (Besw Western Lambeau) and a night of good old fashioned brick pounding and jingle jangle in Titletown.