ANNUAL MESSAGE FROM COACH BUCK

Men, I'm going to make this short. I am G2RB BITCHES!  That's right I'm goin to the granddaddy of em all to watch my Spartans beat the tar out of them Stanford snobs just like we beat down UCLA in 56! 

Have fun poundin the bricks of Green Bay this weekend.  Thanks for the roast - I mean tribute - video you guys did.  I'll what? Get you sumbitches back for that one.

 

How am I feelin? Well, like Coach Iz said in his video message cancer picked the wrong guy now!!!  I'm gonna what? Get some muscle in my ass and some pulse in my calf and run what?  34 Lead Base right at cancer's running gears.  Nice.

Don't worry about old Coach Buck.  Just worry about yourself.  You do the playin and I'll do the coachin.  You go to heaven and I'll go to hell! 

Twenty-four years of spinning records and honky tonking in Green Bay, hah?  Impressive. I remember when you were just young pups pissing and shittin all over the house!

I don't know a whole pile, but I know one thing.  Go Cats. Go State. Go Pack. Wait, that's three things . . . .

POUND GREEN POUND!!! 

FOURTH QUARTER FOREVER.

Yours in football and brick sense,

Carl "Buck" Nystrom 

PS - Don't drink like a bunch of sick whores in Titletown. Show some Fourth Quarter Discipline and Wildcat  Pride.

HAPPY FRIDAY  COURTESY OF

 STRUBE'S COMPANY --

 

RECOVERY LOUNGECA

 

  

Quoting an actual facebook post, "Barbara Loraine, the Queen of Green, CEO of TLC Clean enjoying a pump session." 


I don't know what kind of horny lean-to job Strube is running, but who doesn't enjoy a good pump session every now and then. 

STAY TUNED . . . .
Annual Message from Coach Buck

NMU PACKER WEEKEND XXV(-I) --

DRUNK DYNASTY

 

THIS YEAR'S CAST 

 

The Mayor as patriarch and noted homophobe, racist,

and college teammate of Terry Bradshaw, Phil Robertson.

 

 

 

Dave Babe as first son Willie Robertson, businessman whose 

manhood is constantly called into question.  

 

 

 

 

Sue Nickel as Willie's wife Korie Robertson, Sue is far too young to play Miss Kay. Sorry Charlie!

 

 

 

 

Bubba as the irascible, inscrutable and always quotable Uncle Si.

  

 

 

Dalkamania aka Electric as non-nonsense, dry-witted brother 

 Jase Robertson.

 

 

 

 

Mojo as the lovable and always hungry Godwin. 

 

 

 

Stew as mischievous brother Jep Robertson who has the

unenviable task of keeping Uncle Si in line.

 

 

 

Neenah Cherry as the faithful and good-natured Justin Martin.

 

 

 

Barb Nickel as lovable matriarch, Miss Kay. 

 

 

 

Sweet Head of Devine as the rarely seen & never understood Mountain Man. 

 

 

  

SPECIAL GUEST STARS  

 

  

Steegs as the Man vs Food/tailgate guy.

 

 

 

 

Waldo is Bad Santa.

 

 

 

 

America's Guest as "The Most Interesting Man in the World."  

He lives vicariously through himself.

 

 

 

STAY TUNED FOR THE MYSTERY GUEST (hint he made quite a splash at Wham, Brady D's wedding reception)  & A ONCE IN 20 YEAR EVENT  . . .  

 

 

 . . a possible (but not probable) appearance by the Ayatollah of Rock n' Rolla, the Uncrowned One, Stitch Jones!!

 

2012 RECAP CON'T:

 

MORE SIGHTS & SOUNDS

"Forward. It's the state motto."  

-Denny discussing Bubba's continuing concern over his unfortnate senior year in 1991.

Tibs, posing for Playgirl!





Vendor:  "What do you want?"

Bubba:   "Peanuts."

Vendor:  "I got beer."   

2012 RECAP  



SIGHTS & SOUNDS

"You can't hang with the big girls and
 the big boys!"

-Fuzzy's buddy  Gwen to Bubba




"Ka- Kaw!  Ka-Kaw!"

-  Electric to me at the "Sradine" Can.  He told me to give him "the signal" when we were ready to go. I asked him what the signal was and this was his reply.

 

"I'm going to write him a letter then."

- Bad Santa to me after a lengthy diatribe about how Laage and Strube should be Co-MVDs because they were the anti-MVD's because they didn't drink very much but still ended up at the hospital.  After being harangued for about 10 minutes and in an effort to change the topic I said,"[i]t's up to Charlie. 

   



Vendor:  "What do you want?"

Bubba:   "Peanuts."

Vendor:  "I got beer." 






What's so funny about Peace, Love & Understanding?

2012 RE-CAP:  

 

 

KICK-START MY HEART !

NMU-Packer Weekend XXIV(-I) was an instant classic.  What happened you ask? The question is what didn't happen! 

The Game:  Packers win 23-14 on December 2, 2012.  All-time record stands at 18-5.  Winning percentage is .782%

The HQ:  Roadstar Inn of Green Bay. Our first-time. A flea-bag motel that suits us perfectly and brings us back to our Ridge Road roots!!  

Mystery Guest:  Tony "TNT" Tibbits!! He's dynamite!




Strube re-enacting his expression from the night prior when he got paddled in the ER!



Rooke of the Year.  Laags.   He kept it positive and stayed relatively sober, which came in very handy when he acted like the sole grown up in the group and accompanied America's Guest to the fire station and then the Emergency Room.  More on that later, but thanks for taking care of Strubes so we could keep partying.   

 



New Friends:   Mitch from Fargo.  Gwen, Fuzzy Thurston's 
 gal Friday. 

Tailgate Drop-by:  Hammerin Hank for a Bloody Mary or two.    



Grillmaster:   Steeegs! Mere blocks from his old bachelor pad which served as HQ twice.

Highlight:  Having our picture taken with Jerry Kramer & Fuzzy Thurston at Sidelines Sports Bar. 

Lowlight:  Strube's trip to the hospital for possible cardiac arrest, but he turned it around with the shaved chest! 

MVD:   Young Master Stew.  He got drunk early and often and he repeated himself early and often.  Did I mention that he repeated himself early and often.  The capper? 
His dogass breath.  Well played sir.

COMING SOON:  2012 Sights & Sounds, Annual Message from Coach Buck, and Roster.

This week we'll be publishing the 2012 Recap, the 2013 Roster, and the Annual Message from Coach Buck.  See you Saturday at the Sidelines Sports Bar!!! 

I almost feel sorry for the guy.

MONDAY MOANIN 

You have to admit he's a badass. 



PS. - GVSU lost in the D2 semis to NW Missouri.

LISTEN UP!  IT'S SCRIPT TIME.

 

Our all-time record stands at 18-5. 
Get ready for game time boys!