Friday, November 30, 2012


LISTEN UP MEN . . . . .
 


IT'S TIME FOR THE
2012 OFFICIAL SCRIPT


Actually, I don't have time to put together a script this year SO, 

  • If I don't see you before, I'll see you at the Sideline Sports Bar off Ridge Road in Green Bay at 3pm on Saturday.  

  • Limo Leaves the Road Star Inn Green Bay at 8:00 pm-ish on Saturday.  Road Star info is on this blog and available on Google. It's called the Internet gentlemen. Learn it. Love it. Live it. 

  • Game is Sunday noon vs. the Vikings. Lambeau Field. Ever heard of it?   

  • My cell phone is (517) 303-6788.

See you soon for some fellowship.  It's been too long.

Thursday, November 29, 2012


MOVIE QUOTE OF THE DAY:

ANIMAL HOUSE! 


"Christ. Seven years of college down the drain. Might as well join the fucking Peace Corps!" 

- Bluto Blutarsky

Wednesday, November 28, 2012


ANNUAL MESSAGE FROM COACH BUCK  

WITH ADDITIONS . . . .


Listen up, men.  Did you know there is a Facebook page called  Coach Buck fanpage "he is one crazy motherf**ker."??!!   Here's a direct quote: 

  • "This group if for anyone who has been coached or in being coached by Buck Nystrom. Coach Buck is a great guy and he loves the game of football, But he is completely nuts."  
I mean that's even better than having a Japanese disc up your ass or playing records in your dorm with Professor Bing.   

You know, I might be batshit crazy, but to quote the moive Biloxi Blues:  "Never underestimate the stimulation of eccentricity," referring of course the the Buck-like figure of Sargeant Merwin J. Toomey played by Christopher Walken.

Hey, did you guys know I played hockey at MSU too?

That's me, fourth in from the left, back row, 1953-54 MSU Hockey Team.  
 
 
 
AN ACTUAL GREEN BAY PACKERS FACEBOOK POST FROM TODAY

"Lambeau Field in the late afternoon. There’s a thin layer of snow in the bleachers, but the field stays warm with growing lamps."







"Seriously, did someone say there are GROWING LAMPS at Lambeau?!! I've got to tell Salani about this!?"

-Waldo


HUDDLE UP . . . . .  



TIME FOR A ROSTER REPORT

GRIZZLED VETERANS/CHARTER MEMBERS

  • Charlie "Mayor  McAsscheese" Nickel. Your host, commissioner, and tax collector.




Charlie's boys, fulfilling his dream of being a puck!
  • "Dave Babe" Gregory, yours truly, after a year's absence. That's only the second absence (okay maybe the third) in XXIV years. 
How, I see myself. 




How you guys see me. 





The truth.

THE USUAL SUSPECTS
  • Jim "Bubba" Kralovec.  Again, not eligible for the MVD Award; he has been retired and thet trophy is now named in his honor. Well done, sir.   

The Kralovec Men, a study in intensity. RIP Charlie.

  • Dennis "Electric" Dahlke.  Dalkamania is -- and always will be -- running wild!

Keep an eye on that hairline, bro.

  • Pat "Mojo" Modjeski, the Sophisticated Guard from Brown Deer.  Bring the Crowne and bring the heat! 

Love the headband!

  • Chip "Mystic" Wall aka "Waldo" aka "Fat Jesus."  Wouldn't be the same without him.  Less drugs.

I don't know how to turn this right side up, but Chip always had a different perspective anyway.


RETURNING HEROES
  • "The World's Most Intersting Man" aka America's Guest, Mark Strube and his new hip. Watch out, he may try to sell you "The Recovery Pump."  We all know what it's really for, Mark.  He is sort of a charter NMU Packer Weekender as we hooked up with him on our maiden voyage in 1989 where he was promptly thrown through a plate glass window by one of his high school buddies at the old Top Shelf.   

 
  • Jimmy "Sweet Head of" Devine. A Saturday night only appearance for Jimmy D. Welcome back, kid. 

Jimmy D and his giant cranium bottom row, far right.  Hey, 7 of 9 will be there. Not bad.


STILL ON PROBATION

  • Gary "The Freshman" Stewart aka "Stew the Baptist," maybe he'll make the game this year unless he has another Baptism to attend.  

Crazy is always in the eyes.

  • Everyone's favorite Depeche Mode fan, Kevin "Don't Test Me" Brys aka "Donnie Fryburger."  


My man, deep in thought.  "Do I make a move on the fat chick or not?"


ROOKIES
  • Tom "Laags" Laage, ladies and gentlemen!! He no longer drinks, but he's still bat shit crazy!

That's him on the far right, skinny as shit!


THE PLAYER TO BE NAMED LATER
  • Stew's Mystery Guest.
INJURED RESERVE
  • Whelps, still trying to talk him into attending, but hey Christmas is a busy time of year in the carpet game.   Remember Chuck, coffee is for closers!



Chuck and Bert Blyleven: Separated at Birth?


PUP - PHYSICALLY UNABLE TO PERFORM

  • WHAM! Brady D, coaching his kids. He's not as much fun sober anyway.

Brady, sportin the John Nickel Memorial hat.

  • Chris "King of Prussia" Gor. He may be one and done folks! But what a one it was. MVD first game out of the box. Impressive. 

The torch has been passed!

MIA
  • All those class of 89 freshman types like Steiglejackass, LaFond, and Cherry. What, did we just not invite them back!??   




Seriously guys, is it the Kiss thing?  Because I can dial it back.


THERE IN SPIRIT
  • Carl "Buck" Nystrom.  "Whenever two O-Lineman gather in my name, I am there."  Look for his annual message soon.


BLOOOCCKK!!

DEAD TO ME
  • Stitch Jones.


2012 FAQ

Q: Who do I pay?


A:  The Mayor, of course. 

Q:  How much will it cost?
A:  Can you really put a value on fellowship and tradition?  Actually yes, it will be around $330 for a ticket, a limo on Saturday night (far less expensive option than a DUI), and two nights hotel.  

Q:  Who's going?
A:  The ususal suspects plus America's Guest, Mark Strube, recurring cast member Kevin Brys, rookie Tom Laage, and a Gary Stewart Mystery Guest. Full roster report to be issued soon.





2012 PREVIEW 


  • OpponentMinnesota Vikings from the Old NFC Black & Blue Division or NFC Norris as Chris Berman would call it.  

  • All-Time Record:  A sterling 17-5.  
  • HQ:  Road Star Inn, 1941 True Lane, Green Bay, right next to the Frozen Tundra. See motel info below 

  • Rally Point:  Saturday, December 1, 2012, 3 p.m. CST Time,. Sideline Sports Bar.  1049 Lombardi Access Road, Green Bay.


ROAD STAR INN INFO
Phone: 920.497.2666


 
 
Exit Lombardi Avenue
from Hwy. 41
Next to Sidelines Sports Bar
Near
 
Click here for driving directions
Road Star Inn Green Bay, WI


 
1941 True Lane
Green Bay, Wisconsin 54304
Phone: 920.497.2666
 
Exit Lombardi Avenue
from Hwy. 41
Next to Sidelines Sports Bar!
 
Click here for driving directions
from your home.
 
:
 
  • Lambeau Field - across street!
     


 
 
 
 
  • Rally Point:  Saturday, December 1, 2012, 3pm CST at Sideline Sports Bar.
 
 
 





BREAKING NEWS 

ANDY AVERY'S KID A.J. IN THE OHIO STATE FINALS

Clinton-Massie win as big as all Clinton Co.

 

No. 54, A.J. Avery, a right guard just like the old man. Junior rep on the homecoming court, too. 

CLAYTON, Ohio – The Clinton-Massie football team earned the biggest win in program history and set the state single-season scoring record Friday night in a comeback 45-21 win over Columbus Bishop Hartley in a Division IV state semifinal at Northmont High School.

The Falcons (14-0) will face St. Clairsville (14-0) for the state title next Friday at 3 p.m. at Canton’s Fawcett Stadium. It’s the first time a school from Clinton County will play for a state football title.
“It means the world,” junior running back Bayle Wolf said. “The whole community has wanted this since I moved here in like seventh grade. I’ve been playing with these guys my whole life. It just means everything to everybody in this community.”

Wolf scored five touchdowns and Clinton Massie turned five turnovers into 31 points to bounce back from an early 14-0 hole. Hartley was ranked No. 1 in the final Associated Press Division IV state poll. The Falcons were No. 4.

Clinton-Massie’s 776 points thus far have bested the Marion Pleasant mark of 731 in 15 games in 2001. The Falcons also had 731 entering Friday’s game.
“It’s nice,” Clinton-Massie coach Dan McSurley said. “We’re close to 800 points in 14 games. You don’t look to set no state scoring record. It just happens. Obviously we put up 45 against the No.1 team in the state, so it’s no fluke.”

The scoring record may be nice, but the Falcons can achieve a bigger goal next week with a state title.
“It’s an incredible feeling, but at the same time, we still have another game,” McSurley said. “You can’t be satisfied. You can’t be happy about it. You have to stay disciplined. The preparation has to be perfect. We’re going to go into this game like we have every other game. We want to win this thing.”



Hartley took a 14-0 lead in the first quarter and looked ready to cruise into the state final. But an epic 24-point second-quarter vaulted the Falcons. Hartley was only able to run two offensive plays in the quarter – an incomplete pass and a fumble on a running play that the Falcons turned into a late field goal.

That was the first time all year we were down two scores and we were able to come back from it,” McSurley said. “We just stayed poised, we stuck with the game plan and we didn’t deviate. That was the difference in the game. We came up on the defensive end, the special teams end and the offense scored.”

Wolf started the madness when he went around the right side for a 1-yard touchdown on a 4th-and-goal play for the Falcons first score. Clinton-Massie then turned two muffed squib kicks into two more touchdowns. Wolf followed the second turnover with a 2-yard touchdown run and Clinton-Massie had the lead for good at 21-14 with 2:32 to play in the second quarter.

“It’s a cold night,” McSurley said. “We weren’t going to kick the ball up in the air and have them set up any kind of return. Obviously those are big plays, but more than anything it was just the poise our guys had when those guys went up 14-0. That’s an outstanding ball club – the No. 1 ranked team all year.”

Hartley was finally able to handle the squib kick on its third try, but ran only two plays before Clinton-Massie picked up another fumble at the Hartley 29 that resulted in a Hartley looked like it was going to cruise into the state final behind senior running back Marcellus Calhoun, who scored two first-quarter touchdowns as the Hawks took an early two-score lead.

Calhoun went around the right side for a 45-yard touchdown on the Hawks’ second possession for the first points of the game. After forcing Clinton-Massie into its second straight three and out, Calhoun went through the middle for a 59-yard touchdown and gave the Hawks a 14-0 lead with 48 seconds to play in the first quarter.

The Hartley offense would not touch the ball again until it trailed 21-14.
 

Tuesday, November 27, 2012


MORE HEARD IN GREEN BAY 2011


ooooohhhh….it’s work….I don’t think I can handle that one right now." 

-Waldo upon the phone ringing at 5:45am Mondaymorning….


 Hey….I’ll be there tomorrow morning….tell Wall I’m gonna need to reconnect with him!” 



  “I went into Kroll’s during the 4thQuarter to watch the Bears and the Broncos and every tv had the Packer Game on!"

- Bubba




Anything wrapped in bacon is good.”

- Denny at the tail gate while eating bacon wrapped shrimp

HEARD IN GREEN BAY:  2011, PART DEUX











Denny:  “What’s this?”

The Mayor: "Must be Chip's suitcase."

Denny:  "That’s a Samsonite… this thing is worth more than his truck.”


HEARD IN GREEN BAY:  2011 
















The Mayor:   Gor….what the hell happened?"

King of Prussia:      “I don’t know.”

Mayor  "Your cut clean down the middle…what did u do”
 
King of Prussia: "I don't know."

Mayor:  "“Who did this to you?

King of Prussia:  "Me."

Mayor:  "What do you mean?"

King of Prussia:  "I don't know."

Mayor:   "How did this happen?"

King of Prussia:  “I don’t know….trust me Charlie….I don’t know."

Mayor: "WOW!"

To this day we do not know how a 1” gash appeared on the King of Prusssia's head.

Monday, November 26, 2012

CHARLES KRALOVEC:  IN MEMORY

 We are now at the age where friends, family, and mentors, coaches begin to pass away with regularity so remembering the dear departed is becoming an annual rite on the blog.   

The headliner this year is definitely Bubba's Dad, Charles Kralovec, who passed away in February.  Mr. K was part of a vanishing breed. A veteran, a church-goer, an educator, and a humble man who was truly a pillar of his community.   He was a man of faith, but he was not self-righteous. In fact, having an afternoon cocktail at Katies was almost as important to him as attending daily mass.  He was a throw-back who epitomized the saying, "service above self." 

 We were all honored to know him and he will be missed. Below please find his obituary as well as a remembrance from his oldest son Bill. 

To all of the Kralovecs, we are sorry for your loss, but grateful that we got the chance to know Mr. K.



CASPIAN - Charles James Kralovec, 79, of Caspian, died suddenly on Thursday, Feb. 9, 2012, at the Northstar Health System in Iron River.

Charles was born on Sept. 6, 1932, in Menominee, to Charles James Kralovec Sr. and Marie Anne Bernardy. He grew up in Menominee and attended the Marinette Catholic Schools, graduating from Marinette Our Lady of Lourdes High School in 1950 where he was newspaper editor and class president. He also quarterbacked the football team and captained the basketball team. He was the catcher on Menominee's 1950 Upper Peninsula Champion Legion baseball team. He then graduated from St. Norbert College in De Pere, Wis. in 1954 with a bachelor of science degree in biology. 




















 
Charlie then served his country as a medical aid in the U.S. Army's Occupational Forces in Germany from 1954-56, defending West Germany from the Soviet Red Army stationed in East Germany.


Upon his honorable discharge from the United States Army, he enrolled at Northern Michigan University in Marquette, and earned his teaching certification. He then went on to earn a master's degree from NMU in education.

Mr. "K" worked in the Stambaugh Public Township School District, later to be named West Iron County Public Schools for 36 years, retiring in 1993. He touched the lives of thousands of young people and his students remember him admiringly for his gentle demeanor and engaging classroom stories.

During his time in the district, he was a director of the Head Start Program, Special Education teacher, elementary teacher, Junior High basketball coach, teacher of the year in 1985, and the last principal of the Caspian School, which closed in 1971.

Charles married the former Yvonne Heikkila on Dec. 29 1962, at St. Cecilia Catholic Church, Caspian and the couple made their home in Caspian. They celebrated their 46th wedding anniversary in 2008. Yvonne preceded him in death on Jan. 31, 2009.

Charlie was a member of the St. Cecilia Catholic Church of Caspian where he was a lector and volunteer for many years, the Veterans of Foreign Wars Ottawa Post 3134, American Legion Reino Post 21, and the Caspian housing board for Spring Valley Apartments.

Charlie was loved by all, and his selfless dedication to others will be greatly missed. He has helped many elderly people in the area and served as PA announcer for West Iron County athletic events. He always enjoyed his time at Mac's Camp.


He is survived by three sons, William (Nadia) Kralovec of Belgrade, Serbia, James (Michelle) Kralovec of Iron Mountain, and Andrew (Chantalle) Kralovec of Quito, Ecuador; a sister, Lorretta (Fred) Schaucht of Marinette, Wis.; six grandchildren, Scott Youngren, Tony, Beau, Owen, Oliver, and Ocean Kralovec; and numerous nieces and nephews.  


He was also preceded in death by his sister, Joan Rudd.

Funeral service will be Tuesday at 11 a.m. at St. Cecilia Catholic Church in Caspian with Rev. Gregory Veneklase, pastor, to offer the Mass of Christian Burial.

The West Side Veterans will accord military rites at the service.

Interment will be in the Stambaugh Cemetery in Iron River.

Memorials may be made to the Yvonne Kralovec Memorial Scholarship, 303 4th Ave., Iron River, Mich. 49935.

Condolences may be expressed to the family of Charles J. Kralovec online at jacobsfuneralhomeir.com

Funeral arrangements by the Jacobs Funeral Home of Iron River.


PORTION OF A REMEMBRANCE FROM JIM'S BROTHER BILL

With his usual class and goodness, my father had a “royal exit” for his death last Thursday. He died of a heart attack while serving on the altar at St. Cecilia’s Catholic Church in our home village of Caspian, Michigan. Father Gregory Veneklase, the parish priest called it a royal exit because of the circumstances of my father’s death. 

The morning of February 9th, my Dad, who volunteered at the church countless hours as a lecturer, catechism teacher, etc. helped at a funeral earlier in the morning. He then left church and delivered groceries to an invalid elderly person in our community and then came back to help at a second funeral. He was seated on the altar during the service. 

A member of the deceased’s family gave the first reading and as she returned to her seat, my Dad gave her a thumbs up, a smile, and a “good job” with his usual positive and support attitude towards others. Shortly thereafter, he passed out in his seat and died of a heart attack. There was a nurse and doctor in church who tried to revive him, but by the time he made it to the North Star Hospital in Iron River, he was gone. He went peacefully and as he would have wanted, on the altar of the church where he had spent so much of his life.

Charlie was born on September 6, 1932 in Menominee, Michigan to Charles James Kralovec, Sr. and Marie Anne Bernardy. He grew up in Menominee as “Jim” because of sharing the same name as his father. 

He loved fishing and sports, and was very much affected by the end of the Great Depression and World War II. He graduated in 1950 from Marinette Our Lady of Lourdes High School in nearby Marinette, Wisconsin. He was captain of the basketball team, quarterback of the football team, and class president. 

He was the catcher on the 1950 Menominee American Legion Baseball Team which won the Upper Peninsula of Michigan Championship and played in Tiger Stadium in Detroit in the State Championships. He went on to graduate from St. Norbert’s College in 1954 with a B.S. degree in Biology.

Kralovec Family Photo - Marie, "Jim", Loretta, Joan, Charles Sr.

After graduation, he served his country as a medical aide in the US Army’s occupation of Germany from 1954-1956. At his funeral, he was given a 21-gun salute and military honors by the two Veteran of Foreign Wars Posts in Iron River.

Upon his honorable discharge from the United States Army, he enrolled in Northern Michigan University (Marquette, Michigan) and earned his teaching certification. Later he went on to earn a Master’s Degree in Education from NMU in education. 

Mr. “K” worked at the Stambaugh Public Township School District, later to be named West Iron County Public Schools for 39 years, retiring in 1993. During his time in the district, he was a director of the Head Start program, special education teacher, elementary classroom teacher, Junior High Basketball Coach, Teacher of the Year in 1985, and the last Principal of the Caspian School, which closed in 1971.

My Mom and Dad with Me at our home in Caspian, June 1967

Charlie married the former Yvonne Heikkila on December 29, 1962 at St. Cecilia’s Catholic Church, Caspian, and the couple made their home at 508 Baltic Avenue in Caspian. The couple celebrated their 46th wedding anniversary in 2008. Yvonne preceded him in death on January 31, 2009. 

Charlie was loved by all and his selfless dedication to others will be greatly missed by the community. He helped many elderly people in the area during his later years. 

He was also dedicated to youth sports at West Iron County Public Schools. He was the camera man, and public address announcer for the sports teams since 1965. I had the honor this past Monday night to announce the starting lineups in his place for the Wykon girls’ high school basketball game against Hancock. 

They left an empty chair at the game with his picture and rose on it. I even gave his trademark, “soph-a-more” tagline when announcing the final starter for the Wykons. I would like to give a huge thank you to Athletic Director Mike Berutti and everyone at WIC who organized that special night! I even used a blank line up card that he always completed in preparation for games. 

At the game and the next day at the funeral home and church, my family received hundreds of warm condolences from our friends and family in the community. Former St. Cecilia pastor, Father James Bracket once called my dad an “earthly saint” and the outpouring of thanks and fond memories of people’s relationship with my father is a testament to that. I would also like to mention his special friends from the school, especially his teaching buddies and their times together at Mac’s Camp. He had a wonderful, full life, with much laughter and love! 

Charlie is survived by three sons, William (Nadia) Kralovec of Belgrade, Serbia, James Kralovec (Michelle) of Iron Mountain, Michigan, Andrew Kralovec (Chantalle) of Quito, Ecuador; sister Loretta (Fred) Schaucht of Marinette, Wisconsin; six grandchildren, Scott Youngren, Tony, Beau, Owen, Oliver, and Ocean Kralovec; and numerous neices and nephews.

Memorials can be made to the Yvonne & Charlie Kralovec Memorial Scholarship Fund, 303 4th Avenue, Iron River, MI 49935. The scholarship is awarded annually to female athletes from West Iron County High School for furthering their education.


My Dad Loved Cutting Grass