Thursday, December 30, 2010

2010 SCRIPT.

HQ - Best Western by Lambeau.

Saturday, January 1, 2011
Noon. CST. Hand on the Line. Meet at Mayor's House (1444 Mallard Court, Suamico)for Bowl Games and Fellowship.

4pm. Chip arrives hopefully well supplied.

5pm. Drink Crown in honor of the Dearly Departed Johnny Rotten and Gildo Canale.

6pm. Pee on Charlie's recliner for old time.

630pm. Story Time aka Songs You Know by Heart as told by Chuck Whelpley.

730pm. Limo arrives. Start arguing about money.

800pm - Sconnies and/or Korner Pub.

830pm - BB's. Start puking here.

9pm - Visit the Oval Office for a team meeting.

10pm - Jingle Jangle. Crash Wayne Stieglejackasses Office X-Mas Party.

11pm - find a new bar for once.

12am - The Sardine.

Mayhem Ensues. Chip and Jim Devine disappear into the night. Is Bubba still upright?

Sunday, January 2, 2011 Get up at the crack of noon.

12pm - tailgate and/or go to Stadium View, Anduzzi's et al.

1pm -- Wham! Brady D is in town.

3pm - game time.


8pm -- FOURRR. Kick it up a notch boys cuz the party is still going. I love you booze don't ever leave me.


Monday, January 3

Depression sets in. See you in 2012.
2009 RECAP Game: W. Packers beat Seahawks 48-10. All-Time Record Stands at 15-5.

HQ: Residence Inn Allouz. 3rd Year.

MVD: Bubba. A repeat offender.

HIGHLIGHTS: Getting drunk very early at Sconnies on the East Side. I don't remember much else so it must have been a good one! Visits to old reliables such as Korner Pub and BBs and new reliables such as the Oval Office and the Sardine Can. An early exit from Oval Office for one of our good friends. Special Guest appearance by Rick Popp, the Mad Stork and DJ Rein. A brief appearance by Whelpley. Blizzard conditions on arrival day. Mayhem in the Limo. No memorable catch phrases or one liners.

Thursday, December 23, 2010


DUFFY & COACH BUCK WANT YOU TO GO TO THE 22ND ANNUAL (MINUS 1) NMU PACKER WEEKEND
Men, Coach Carl "Buck" Nystrom here again. The only thing I love more than staying on script is watching film and the only thing I love more than that is pissing hard against the sidewalk with my good friend Professor Bing . . . .
What was I talking about? Oh yeah, men I'm glad to hear you're still pounding the bricks together in Green Bay after all these years. That's a testament to your fibers and characteristics and many years of fine progression blocking techniques.
Men, a quick reminder. This year's rallying point is the Mayor's House in Suamico (!444 Mallard Court, Suamico). . . not the Nickel family homestead in Oconto where you can the high school football field from the shitter . . . no wonder Charlie turned into such a Johnny Ballgame. Anyway, meet there to watch my Spartans take on the Crimson Tide.
Enjoy some fellowship and pee on some Lazy Boys if you have to until the limo comes to whisk you away to this year's HQ (Besw Western Lambeau) and a night of good old fashioned brick pounding and jingle jangle in Titletown.

Wednesday, December 22, 2010


AMERICA'S GUEST CELEBRATES BIRTHDAY . . . AND A NEW HIP!
It's Mark Strube's birthday today. Apparently, he is getting prepared for his recovery from the impending hip surgery which will keep from attending this year's NMU Packer Weekend.
America's Guest aka Congo the Mailman attended the very first NMU Packer Weekend in 1989 and marked the occassion by getting thrown through a plate glass window in the lobby of the now defunct Top Shelf Bar. Good times.
Good luck with the new hip you old dog you. You will be missed . . . sort of.

Tuesday, December 21, 2010

DA MAYOR ANNOUNCES HIS HOME AS OFFICIAL 2011 RALLYING POINT

(Suamico, WI) - Mayor McAsssheese, pictured in action at the Alibi, today announced his home at 1444 Mallard Court in Suamico as the official rallying point for the 21st Annual (Minus 1) NMU Packer Weekend.

Please report to Charlie's pad on New Year's Day for bowl game festivities in the early afternoon. Limos will be picking us up and taking us to headquarters (Best Western near Lambeau) later in the day.

For old time's sake, please show up drunk and ready to party. Sue will be taking the suede Lazy Boy out of storage for this special occasion.

Monday, December 20, 2010


AMERICA'S GUEST PLACED ON INJURED RESERVE
Hip Injury Delays Triumphant Return of GB Southwest Alum
He's old, fat and getting hip surgery. Nuff said.

TENTATIVE 2011 ROSTER ANNOUNCED


  1. The Mayor

  2. Bro Code (Mayor's Bro in Law)

  3. Mojo Risin

  4. "Into the Mystic" with C. Wall

  5. Dennis Dalklhe aka Electric

  6. Bubba K

  7. Stew aka The Freshmen

  8. Whipley

  9. (Harry) Palms

  10. Sweet Head of Devine

  11. Dave Babe

  12. Working on Wham Brady D and Gor.